VD

Vulva Discharge.

VD is nothing to CLAP about.

by jeffrey January 22, 2004

VD Swab

That Q-Tip stuck up the urethra to either detect or ointment-treat a venereal disease. Also used as a proper noun insult.

Don't call Don a douchebag. That's insulting to people who douche. Don is a goddamned VD Swab, and a terrible human being to boot.

by kurtz December 30, 2015

cyber vd

When your computer or email address is infected with virus or flooding spam as a result of porn websites you subscribe to.

Cyber VD is a very common form of disease, being that ninety per cent of internet searches are pornography related anyway.

by Schismrobo December 13, 2008

VD-craving

An obsession with which you cannot stop watching the Vampire Diaries. SYMPTOMS: falling in love with one (or both) of the Salvator brothers; staying up until 3 a.m. finishing a series; watching 52 episodes in less than a week; finding yourself frequently day dreaming about one (or more) of these characters. CURE: watch more Vampire Diaries.

"Hey, wanna hang?"

"Cant.. i watching VD."

"VD?"

"Shh.. no text. distracting me."

"Vampire Diaries AGAIN? You haven't stopped watching that show for the past week! You need to see a doctor about that VD-craving."

by HB loves HP November 8, 2011

vd betty

a whore at a bar or club that thinks she is a betty but will not ever get taken home because she looks like she has a collection of many strains of veneral disease

Hey, watch out vd betty showed up and tried to get me to buy her a drink.

by Pompous Smurf October 14, 2006

VD Slut

A VD Slut is a chick that is a major whore, and has like a million different venereal diseases.

"I hate that fucking VD Slut. She's so fuckin' slutty I got herpes just looking at her."

"That bitch is such I VD Slut, their no way I would screw her."

by Mike Oxbig February 23, 2005

Satan-VD

A venereal disease given to you by Satan.

" I got Satan-VD"

"Oh dude, that sucks...I heard that is the worst kind."

by Amanda Bucket July 9, 2010