A middle-eastern country located somewhere between Turkey, Syria, Russia, Iran, Israel, Ukraine, Mongolia and Estonia. Has decent diplomatic relations with Latveria and Corto Maltese.
- Dude, wtf, there's no Urzikstan on the map?!
- Dude... Just stop playing Call of Duty and watch a movie or something...
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).