A middle-eastern country located somewhere between Turkey, Syria, Russia, Iran, Israel, Ukraine, Mongolia and Estonia. Has decent diplomatic relations with Latveria and Corto Maltese.
- Dude, wtf, there's no Urzikstan on the map?!
- Dude... Just stop playing Call of Duty and watch a movie or something...
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'