Shadiac's definitions

Pokemob

A gathering of half-drunk half-stoned teenagers playing Pokemon Go in a public spot after hours, more often than not creating disturbances for the public.

Police dispatch: "Attention all units! A pokemob is in progress in 22 Square. Proceed with caution, I repeat, proceed with caution!"

Officer 1: "Fuck! Again?!"

Officer 2: "Let's roll. (thinking) I gotta catch that Squirtle!"

by Shadiac July 14, 2018

gooba

Derived from "goober" - US prison slang meaning "dumb person". Used in Mexican-American hip-hop/trap communities since the early 2010s to refer to young rappers having been sentenced for their first time. Basically, a newbie rapper who's been to jail, a jail-virgin.

- That 69 song, gooba? WTF does it mean?
- Ese...

by Shadiac April 29, 2022

rick peroni

Another way of saying "ripperoni"

- Moe's Tavern, Moe speaking
- Yeah, can I talk to Rick Peroni please?
- Hey everyone, I've ripperoni here!
- You sure do, Moe!

by Shadiac December 7, 2022

safespotting

A Twitch slang in gaming, means using a safe spot in a game to your advantage, in combat or in hiding, which was not originally created for this purpose. Can be considered a form of hacking by some gamers.

- I won the game by beating the final boss in a very tough battle
- I won it by safespotting from the final boss so I could kill it without losing a hit point.
- You suck!
- Whatever

by Shadiac June 19, 2022

urzikstan

A middle-eastern country located somewhere between Turkey, Syria, Russia, Iran, Israel, Ukraine, Mongolia and Estonia. Has decent diplomatic relations with Latveria and Corto Maltese.

- Dude, wtf, there's no Urzikstan on the map?!
- Dude... Just stop playing Call of Duty and watch a movie or something...

by Shadiac November 13, 2019

shizza

1) A product of rare indigestion, in which constipation is directly followed by diarrhea during the same bathroom trip.

2) A shitty-looking pizza. Literally.

1) "I shat so hard my sphincter hurt. And then, looking into the bowl, the result was a total shizza"

2) Dude 1: "Delivery or Delissio, amirite?"
Dude 2: "Yeah. Half-frozen, half-overcooked. Talk about buying a shizza..."

by Shadiac July 14, 2018

beep boop

An auditory indication that a robot i disguise might be present near you, you may be talking to one or might yourself be one. Check for robots casually, they can be plotting to take over the world, especially infiltrator robots from the future.

- So, Jeff, how you been?
- beep boop does not compute
- Um, what?
- Sorry, I'm good. How are you?

by Shadiac October 9, 2020