Shadiac's definitions

urzikstan

A middle-eastern country located somewhere between Turkey, Syria, Russia, Iran, Israel, Ukraine, Mongolia and Estonia. Has decent diplomatic relations with Latveria and Corto Maltese.

- Dude, wtf, there's no Urzikstan on the map?!
- Dude... Just stop playing Call of Duty and watch a movie or something...

by Shadiac November 13, 2019

Trumpeachment

The act of bringing a defrauding president to justice by hesitating to actually impeach them, even in full right, due to their reaction being too unpredictable for the whole society.

Also, an act of forgiving a pet you love so much after it does something usually unforgivable to your house.

- omg! Whiskers shat in my sink again! That deserves a... A... A trumpeachment! Cmere you.... *Cuddles with the cat*

by Shadiac November 13, 2019

Robout

A contest of two individuals trying to "robot" each other out by performing sporadic, machine-like movements. Often occurs due to either having injested too many dissociatives (such as Robitussin) or experiencing a muscle fatigue after visiting the gym for the first time.

"You know your workout has turned into a robout when you can't get out of bed the next day"

"Hey look, Tom and James are having a robout! Okay, who let them buy cough syrup again?"

by Shadiac September 24, 2019

beep boop

An auditory indication that a robot i disguise might be present near you, you may be talking to one or might yourself be one. Check for robots casually, they can be plotting to take over the world, especially infiltrator robots from the future.

- So, Jeff, how you been?
- beep boop does not compute
- Um, what?
- Sorry, I'm good. How are you?

by Shadiac October 9, 2020

shizza

1) A product of rare indigestion, in which constipation is directly followed by diarrhea during the same bathroom trip.

2) A shitty-looking pizza. Literally.

1) "I shat so hard my sphincter hurt. And then, looking into the bowl, the result was a total shizza"

2) Dude 1: "Delivery or Delissio, amirite?"
Dude 2: "Yeah. Half-frozen, half-overcooked. Talk about buying a shizza..."

by Shadiac July 14, 2018

Pokemob

A gathering of half-drunk half-stoned teenagers playing Pokemon Go in a public spot after hours, more often than not creating disturbances for the public.

Police dispatch: "Attention all units! A pokemob is in progress in 22 Square. Proceed with caution, I repeat, proceed with caution!"

Officer 1: "Fuck! Again?!"

Officer 2: "Let's roll. (thinking) I gotta catch that Squirtle!"

by Shadiac July 14, 2018

austronaut

First time visitors of Australia. Said to experience weird emotions from inverted seasons, huge time difference compared to both Europe and America. Also, first time kangaroo encounters and you're not sure whether it's a deer or a mouse.

- Went to Australia the other day...
- Grats, austronaut!

by Shadiac January 28, 2023