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Urban Assault Stroller

A baby stroller with oversized rubber wheels, carbon-fiber tube construction, and enough storage for 2 weeks worth of groceries from Whole Foods, Trader Joes, and baby supplies. Typically pushed around by self-righteous progressive urban yuppies who three years previously were completely certain they were never going to have kids.
Oh man! I was on line at Whole Foods and some guy rolled his urban assault stroller over my foot!
by downtrodden peon May 17, 2010
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