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UNIX beard 

It is the excuse hipster junior System Administrators use when they leave long beards. It is supposed to be measuring the level of expertise however it is really a ruse , a masquerade for them to satisfy their deeper hipster motivations. You can easily spot them when they compare their beard not with Tovald's but with the one Clooney has.
Dimitris clames he keeps his beard long to mark his UNIX expertise, calling it a UNIX beard. Hack through his browser history though, you'll see lots of Clooney images.
UNIX beard by truthteller@root August 27, 2013

unibeard 

Similar to a unibrow, a unibeard is when a man's beard and chest hair have no distinct separation. It's all hair from chin to chest.
Kim made Kevin shave and define his beard better because she was sick of seeing his sloppy unibeard.
unibeard by the class clown December 2, 2013

Unibeard 

A look popularized by European males, notably soccer players, where the the beard and the hair are kept a uniform closely-cropped length.
That Euro gets all the ladies. It must be his unibeard!
Unibeard by RSG June 26, 2006

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026