Union carpenter 

An adult male or female with several years of experience in the building trades who more often than not enjoys the company of someone of his/her own sex not only to confide in but to also kiss and fondle while on a jobsite. A union carpenter will also have various credentials and certifications including but not limited too force jamming pickles into their own or their lovers/ partners urethra or anal port.

Hey, did you see how well greg took that pickle inside himself while maintaining eye contact with your dad... He must be a union carpenter.

Union carpenter by greg the pickle hammer April 30, 2014