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When an umbrella is bent the wrong direction by a strong force.

To rape someone with an umbrella.

"The wind and rain was so strong today, I totally got Umbrella Raped."

"If those people sitting behind us in the movie theater don't shut up somebody gonna get Umbrella Raped real bad!"

"Fuck you with an umbrella and open it up while the shits inside ya." - Eminem
UMBRELLA RAPED!
by MuteParrott December 12, 2010

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