A magnificently great song or tune manufactured by an incredibly great musical artist. These are songs that you can rock out to anywhere, anytime, no matter what. Even weddings, funerals and court hearings! It is impossible for an uberballad to be sung or created by any musical entity associated with Disney. Artists incapable of producing an uberballad are put under the category of the Uberballad Blacklist. This list includes The Jonas Brothers, Hannah Montana and many other artists, many of which are not associated with Disney, yet still suck.
Concert Audience Member #1: Wow, that song is so great!
Concert Audience Member #2: Yeah man, that's an UBERBALLAD!
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).