Uranus

The most underrated planet in the solar system. It has diamond rain, extremely fast winds and an interesting axis tilt. What more could you ask for! Then the poor planet gets laughed at just because it's name sounds like the Latin word for ass.

Me: Uranus is so cool I mean it rains diamonds!
Some kid: HAHAHAHA YOUR ANUS
Uranus: (sad ice giant noises)

by Pure Ultimate March 19, 2020

Uranus

A planet named by a very innocent man,

the focus of every astronomy joke ever
Renamed in futurama to urectum to stop the jokes

Uranus is a gassy planet

by Washy February 17, 2015

Uranus

The butt end (no pun intended) of every joke about planets in the 5th grade.

5th-grader: "Uranus has several rings surrounding it."
Other fifth-graders: BWAHAHAHAHA!
5th-grader: "Uranus has a dark, rocky surface."
Other fifth-graders: BWAHAHAHAHA!

I could go on all day ...

by GaMeRuInEr September 13, 2006

Uranus

1. Uranus - a planet
2. UrAnus - an hole in the body where waste products are removed

1. i went outside to look at Uranus
2. i went outside to look at UrAnus

by Tom Ivens May 5, 2003

Uranus

The 7th planet from the sun in our solar system.noted for its interesting axis of orbit and it rings.

Also elicits laighter due to it being pronounced as your anus.

Uranus is my favorite planet because it moves in such an interesting way.

by ténti December 31, 2014

Uranus

A planet that lends itself very well to really, really stupid jokes.

Jim: Hey Tom, look through this telescope.
Tom: What? What am I looking at now.
Jim: Well, I just saw URANUS in the sky! Ha-HA!

by Wesley Durrance December 23, 2005

Uranus

1) Uranus, a planet in the Solar System that is used in many jokes involving the Bum-hole of humans.

2) the word used in many retarded bum-hole-related jokes.

1) Uranus sure is far away from the sun!
2) I see Uranus! And not the planet Uranus!

by Sirius123 May 8, 2007