UPH

Units Per Hour
How much alcohol you consume in an hour, so kind of like a speed.
So 18 units over 3 hours = 6 UPH

She got totally wrecked last night, she was going at like 15 UPH!!

UPH by Captain KP November 28, 2009

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UPH

UPH is short for under the pants handy. Also known as, a handjob.

Guy 1: yo, did you hear about Joe at the party last night?

Guy 2: no, what happened?

Guy 1: He totally got a UPH from that slutty girl Sally while sitting on the couch...in front of everybody.

Guy 2: Damn, Joe is the man!

UPH by classyladytimes August 7, 2012

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UPH

Another word for anything

Yo, what the uph? Uph you mutha upha

UPH by c-rabbit December 18, 2002

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uPhone

Borrowing someone's iPhone to use for yourself.

Reginald: What's the name of that movie with Kevin Bacon?
Tiffany: I dunno, look it up on your iPhone.
Reginald: I don't have one... but that's okay. I'll uPhone it. Hey Logan, let me use your iPhone. I need some free G.

uPhone by Chris.G May 3, 2011