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Units Per Hour
How much alcohol you consume in an hour, so kind of like a speed.
So 18 units over 3 hours = 6 UPH
She got totally wrecked last night, she was going at like 15 UPH!!
by Captain KP November 28, 2009
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Yo, what the uph? Uph you mutha upha
by c-rabbit December 18, 2002
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UPH is short for under the pants handy. Also known as, a handjob.
Guy 1: yo, did you hear about Joe at the party last night?

Guy 2: no, what happened?

Guy 1: He totally got a UPH from that slutty girl Sally while sitting on the couch...in front of everybody.

Guy 2: Damn, Joe is the man!
by classyladytimes March 23, 2012
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