3 definitions by classyladytimes

Top Definition
OPH
OPH is short for over the pants handy. Also known as dry humping.
Guy 1: yo, did you hear about Joe at the party last night?

Guy 2: no, what happened?

Guy 1: He totally got an OPH from that slutty girl Sally while sitting on the couch...in front of everybody.

Guy 2: Damn, Joe is the man!
by classyladytimes March 23, 2012
The act of surfing a seemingly harmless word or phrase on the internet while at work and being taken to a website of questionable taste or content.
Reed: I was surfing the web for "twinkies" the snack cake and I clicked on one suggested site.

Bob: So, what's the problem?

Reed: The problem is that the site I clicked on seemed harmless but it redirected me to a page about twinks!!!

Bob: Oh snap! You better hope the I.T. department doesn't find out!
by classyladytimes March 23, 2012
UPH
UPH is short for under the pants handy. Also known as, a handjob.
Guy 1: yo, did you hear about Joe at the party last night?

Guy 2: no, what happened?

Guy 1: He totally got a UPH from that slutty girl Sally while sitting on the couch...in front of everybody.

Guy 2: Damn, Joe is the man!
by classyladytimes March 23, 2012
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