Abbreviation for unjerk. Any text following this is authentic and is not a troll nor circlejerk... theoretically.
by sunwithfaceclap June 23, 2019
under the table job. when you're sitting at a table eating dinner or whatever and a girl gives you something (hj, bj) under the table
by getsome5000 June 7, 2009
pronounced huge without the h
means extremely young, youthful, fun, energetic (adjective)
new word, spread it!!!!
means extremely young, youthful, fun, energetic (adjective)
new word, spread it!!!!
by BENessieCullen January 18, 2009
"Unjerk"
In a circlejerk (or more commonly found in circletwerk), one may use "/uj" to interject and say something serious.
Usually used where most people are joking around and one wants to bring more depth or seriousness in a discussion.
In a circlejerk (or more commonly found in circletwerk), one may use "/uj" to interject and say something serious.
Usually used where most people are joking around and one wants to bring more depth or seriousness in a discussion.
"Jet fuel can't melt steel beams."
"Jet fuel can't melt steel memes"
"/uj Scientifically, it really isn't possible for the jet fuel to melt steel beams the way the did, because its hottest temperature is 1500°F and steel melts at 2500°F."
"Jet fuel can't melt steel memes"
"/uj Scientifically, it really isn't possible for the jet fuel to melt steel beams the way the did, because its hottest temperature is 1500°F and steel melts at 2500°F."
by nothx29 June 3, 2015
Barkeep: "What'll it be?"
Customer: "The uje."
Barkeep: *pours drink* "Here ya go."
Customer: "Thanks. How's it been lately?"
Barkeep: "Oh, you know, the uje."
Customer: "The uje."
Barkeep: *pours drink* "Here ya go."
Customer: "Thanks. How's it been lately?"
Barkeep: "Oh, you know, the uje."
by RoBP May 14, 2014
1) The act of, while extremely drunk, being completely and utterly obnoxious. Usually accompanied by an unparalleled amount of "broing" and talking extremely loud.
2) Being to drunk for the situation.
3) Repeating the same words over and over until everyone in the room hears him.
4) Sweating.
2) Being to drunk for the situation.
3) Repeating the same words over and over until everyone in the room hears him.
4) Sweating.
While at the party some guy was UJing, he told some girl i was his bro, and said i was the biggest alcoholic he knows, completely killing my game.
by mga February 27, 2007
Underage-Juice
14/15-year-old girls used by boys in sixth form for a booty call. Decision taken on part of girl, having been blinded by boy's ability to wear own clothes at school and (often) possession of car. Decision taken on part of boy because attracting a girl of equal mental-level is too hard and UJ is easy poon.
14/15-year-old girls used by boys in sixth form for a booty call. Decision taken on part of girl, having been blinded by boy's ability to wear own clothes at school and (often) possession of car. Decision taken on part of boy because attracting a girl of equal mental-level is too hard and UJ is easy poon.
'Ugh, check out mini-skank' 'That's the UJ that the whole William Howard Sixth Form has been handing round."
"Ugh why is that UJ getting served?" "Dob her in?" "Fuck yeah"
"Ugh why is that UJ getting served?" "Dob her in?" "Fuck yeah"
by swordfish49 April 5, 2010