14/15-year-old girls used by boys in sixth form for a booty call. Decision taken on part of girl, having been blinded by boy's ability to wear own clothes at school and (often) possession of car. Decision taken on part of boy because attracting a girl of equal mental-level is too hard and UJ is easy poon.
'Ugh, check out mini-skank' 'That's the UJ that the whole William Howard Sixth Form has been handing round."
"Ugh why is that UJ getting served?" "Dob her in?" "Fuck yeah"
Colloquially known as the 'Friars boy', typically an attendee or ex-attendee of public Carlisle school Austin Friars.
Thick, ruffled, usually dark hair.
Pouty "interesting and moody" facial expression (permanently adhered).
Varies between technically-fit taut body and gym obsessive.
Ironic and very clever t-shirts.
Favours company of the 'younger lady'. For further reference, see tag below of 'UJ'.
Arguably most distinctive feature. Words and phrases such as "safe" "huge" "mong" "beast" "ripped" "destroy" (when referring to intercourse) "radge" "absolute babe" "pussy" and "sweet", as well as profanities, are used repetitively in same sentence in a kind of bark/shout.
Call eachother by initials. Gets confusing.
Daring each other to kiss girls
The famous "pk"or parkour
Bragging (lots of)
Despite these examples of behaviour, still manage to somehow be endearing (sometimes) and occasional good company.
What's that guy over there doing? He appears to be daring his friend to kiss that girl, while shouting 'pussy', pouting and running up a wall at the same time" "Friars boy- explains all"