University of Central England. An university located in Birmingham. Now Birmingham City University, which is quite a better name.
UCE was not that bad... but BCU seems great.
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Acronym for Unsolicited Commercial Email (spam)
NOUN: To report UCE, please email the abuse department.
by WebGuy August 7, 2007
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Useless Cute Shit.

The stuff that fills the stores found in touristy towns, random crafts, things that you would buy for novelty and never use again. Chicks dig it.
"Yeah, we had a good day walking around Banff. Went to a bunch of UCS stores- ya know, the usual."
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The "University" of Central England. A shit university in Birmingham that is so bad it looks up to Aston, let alone the superior beings at Birmingham University.
You go to UCE? Aren't they the a-level grades you need to get in there?
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Acronym for "United Civilized States". One of the three playable factions in the games "Earth 2140" and "Earth 2150". The futuristic version of today's United States of America. The UCS army consists of unmanned mech units all controlled by a massive super computer that eventually gets hacked into during the campaign in "Earth 2150". Fortunately, a backup program was installed to ensure their victory against the ED. The UCS's arsenal is somewhat advanced in that they use plasma cannons and a mess of rockets instead of cannons and lasers.
The UCS destroyed the Eurasian Dynasty in "Earth 2140", but that didn't mean that the ED couldn't strike back...
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The state of being utterly useless; having no meaning or purpose.
You are such an uc!
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The University of Central England, located in Birmingham. It is often associated with its low grade requirements and comparitively poor performance as a university.

It is famously hated by students at Aston University (for no official reason), one of the two other universities in the town
"I have a dog whos name is Rover (lalalalala), and when he shits he shits all over (lalalalala). Shit on the ceiling, shit on the floor, shit on the windows, shit on the door. Shit all over UCE! (lalalalala) - Aston Student song after a good night out
by You know I'm right October 1, 2006
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