32 definitions by mercunium

scrotrot

A term for a sexually transmitted infection - cf. nobrot

Jim's got scrotrot again

by mercunium August 13, 2003

windypops

Flatulence. cf. fart

I've got a touch of the windypops tonight after that curry!

by mercunium August 13, 2003

San Marino

A pizza establishment in Birmingham, England that delivers a mildly warm 16" Hawaiian pizza for £12 and gives you two 9" pizzas free.

The pizzas they deliver more often than not have an additional topping of man custard that comes free of charge.

I'd like a buy one get two free offer please

by mercunium November 11, 2003

nobrot

A slang term for a sexually transmitted infection.

Jim got nobrot of Julie

by mercunium August 13, 2003

uce

The "University" of Central England. A shit university in Birmingham that is so bad it looks up to Aston, let alone the superior beings at Birmingham University.

You go to UCE? Aren't they the a-level grades you need to get in there?

by mercunium November 25, 2003

drop the kids

To take a shit - short for Drop The Kids Off At The Pool

Back in a sec, just gonna drop the kids.

by mercunium August 13, 2003

FWC

Fat Welsh Cunt

FWC Dan Williams

by mercunium August 16, 2003