Txtnesia 

When you forget what you texted someone last

Oh man, what is he talking about. Must be my Txtnesia.

Txtnesia by FDNYMedic August 10, 2011

textnesia 

The temporary amnesia you get when texting someone with a question or comment, and having them reply several hours or days, long after you've forgotten what it was you asked them. This also works in chat conversations where the person replies long after you closed the chat window.

Jack: Wanna check out that show on Friday? They got a two for one in the paper today.

Dana (three days later): Sure but I didn't get the paper.

Jack: Huh? What paper? Sorry. Textnesia.

textnesia by Kevnar April 11, 2008

totnesian 

A denizen of Totnes town in the south west of England, someone likely to be stoned, spiritualy aware, a great musician and a rich public school boy.

Hello, I'm Tarquin, I play the guitar and sing about enlightenment and I'm very stoned. I am a Totnesian.

totnesian by Golden Budha Spirit Leaf Rainbow Tree December 25, 2007

totnesia 

An area of the town totnes, hence the name given to inhabitants of this part of town are called totnesians. It has a close association with the word amnesia.

Do you live in Totnesia?
i think so if my memory serves me correctly!

totnesia by Charlie watts October 16, 2008