by Arachnaphobia February 18, 2003
Friend: "Yo you down to reach the bar tonight?"
Me: "Nah man, I got work tomorrow"
Friend:"Bro just have a one-two drink"
Me: "Aiight"
Friend: "You still banging your ex?!"
Me: "Nah bro it was just a one-two"
Me: "Nah man, I got work tomorrow"
Friend:"Bro just have a one-two drink"
Me: "Aiight"
Friend: "You still banging your ex?!"
Me: "Nah bro it was just a one-two"
by justaonetwo November 9, 2019
Also called the "Once Over". The one two is when someone looks you up and down to judge one you in some way or another. Mostly you get this look from a hater or someone trying to size you up.
(Walking through the mall)
Ashley: "Hey why is that girl giving you The One Two"
Remedy: "I think its because she sees my new Jordans."
Ashley: "Hey why is that girl giving you The One Two"
Remedy: "I think its because she sees my new Jordans."
by Remedy 3.0 December 7, 2009
"Why were you in my bed at two-thirty-one last night?"
Veronica and Jon were getting it on at two-thirty one.
Veronica and Jon were getting it on at two-thirty one.
by Ivegotthewholeworldinmybed June 12, 2009
Your friend is in the hospital. Your other friend wants to call. You prank him by giving the area code and 555-1212. He calls the number not knowning it was information and asks the operator to speak to him. She says city your calling again and he asks for his full name again.
He calls me back and i start laughing before speaking a word. And that is my five five five one two one two story
by Kuehlstein February 14, 2018
a term used to publicly announce when someone has just made an idiotic comment. It usully starts with the countdown "three, two, one," followed by the person franticly pointing at forhead then pointing at person who made the the idiotic comment, then the person announce's "dick on your head" in an aggressive/lighthearted way, depending on how stupid the comment was.
can also be used as a greeting.
can also be used as a greeting.
person a: I like BLUE!
person B: what?
person C: stupid fool!
person B and Person C: "Three Two One, dick on your head!"
person B: what?
person C: stupid fool!
person B and Person C: "Three Two One, dick on your head!"
by THE GOAT! June 24, 2011
When the woman puts your ball sack on a tee then uses a golf club to whack them bitches up your ass getting a two for one special
Alex and Kamy were on the golf green, and Kamy thought it would be good to give Alex a two for one special. So she plopped his sack on the tee and whacked his sack up his ass.
by Assjuice12 February 12, 2018