86 definitions by Kuehlstein

Target

You are lying around with your girlfriend most of the day and decide to run to Target. She goes and puts on a little makeup before going. I say why are you putting that on for those Target beoyitches? She thinks for a moment and agreed with me.

That's my target story.

by Kuehlstein May 8, 2018

synchronicity of a household

Play music super loud in your house and shake and rattle the studs.

I have synchronicity of a household.

by Kuehlstein January 24, 2018

semen brothers

Semen brothers are men who had slept with the same women

How many semen brothers do you have?

by Kuehlstein November 2, 2017

UBF

Unborn fart found on intestinal xray of a darken area or bubble

There are 5 UBF on your intestinal xray

by Kuehlstein December 23, 2017

Mgw

A nickname for gold digger. Money grubbing whore.

I know a few mgw

by Kuehlstein December 27, 2017

Thanks for nothing

You 3 stroke into a girl and finish. She turns and says thanks for nothing.

I had a dsb and she said thanks for nothing.

by Kuehlstein April 24, 2018

Condition of household

Look at anxiety in family pet

Condition of household look at pets.

by Kuehlstein January 24, 2018