When a woman goes down on her man in a movie theatre and they're the only ones that that row. To someone who's just spotted them, this person would see two heads, then one head, then two heads again, thus: two-one-two
I walked late into my movie and noticed that I wasn't alone, there was a two-one-two going on up in the last row.
by Nazim April 20, 2008
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How a Native American askes someone if they had seen his drinking buddies.
(speaking in native accent) Hey there have you seen those two one guys? We need to go get us some Budweiser.
by sleeBall September 30, 2006
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Inane phrase uttered by many people when testing microphones.
Testing, testing, one two, one two. Yeah I think it's working.
by Lambchops November 24, 2004
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A position used in threesomes that have one guy and two chicks. The guy puts his head in chick #1's pussy. Chick #2 then proceeds to lick the guy's dick.
Matt: Yo Ethan!
Ethan: What?
Matt: I just did a two in one with Sofia & Shoshanna!
Ethan: Damn, who was taking your cock in?
Matt: Sofia got it in the pussy and Shoshi got to lick it.
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putting ones testicals into a girls anus and then masturbating then ejaculating onto her back.
man me n this female where getting down, next thing i know i was copping two in one
by clickyray June 22, 2008
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This refers to bringing your wife home food after you have been to the pub. The end goal being your wife is not mad at you for being in the pub and you will get sexual favours for the good deed.
Friend 1: Was your wife made you were out with me and the guys last night.

Friend 2: Nah it was fine I just pulled a Two-In-One and everything went well for in the end.
by Guilfoyle May 1, 2015
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three people are needed for this to happen. In a threesome when two men and a woman are having sex, one man gives the woman anal while, at the same time, the other gives her vaginal.
John and I got a two for one last night.
by Brandino December 4, 2006
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