Two of Diamonds

"she got the two-of diamonds"

"what happened last night Mr Rees"
"she got the two of diamonds, standard"

by DRD agencies. December 01, 2011

two of diamonds

the act of defecating into someone's mouth, often against his/her will, while playing Neil Diamond's 'Cracklin Rosie' on a portable cd player.

"my mouth probably smells like shit because some guy dealt me the two of diamonds in a back alley a half hour ago."

by Ste(v)phen November 08, 2008