Two Faced Turd Share definition Flag Two Faced Turd is a poop that consist of two colors on each half of the poopy. Last night i had a two faced turd,it was half brown and half yellow! Two Faced Turd by SlipperyD November 25, 2013 0 0 Get merch Get the Two Faced Turd mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch