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Twitticiser 

someone who has a twitter account, yet believe themselves to be too boring to post regular updates while still managing to criticize everyone else on their lack of twitter activity.
Guy 1: you have twitter but never use it...what a waste of time!
Guy2: neither do you, so cut the shit and stop being a Twitticiser.
Guy 1: you make a valid point, i now see right from wrong.
Twitticiser by stewkerr April 13, 2011
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twitticism 

An idiotic remark uttered by a twit who mistakenly believes he/she is being witty
Bill let loose with a string of twitticisms that proved he is a master of masturbatory thought, not an intellectual.
twitticism by deli-cut June 16, 2004
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twitticism 

Criticism of another person or group through tweets, on Twitter.
When the liberal tweeted his opinion on the issue, the fire-breathing conservative responded with harsh and typo-filled twitticism.

twitticism 

A vacuous and yet allegedly witty status update.
‘I dont follow his tweets – he writes nothing but twitticisms.’

Twitticise 

The guy's behavior was just so bad, I had to twitticise him.
Twitticise by Shapeless August 6, 2018

Twitticize

Using a Twitter account to criticize somebody or something.
Joe: I can't believe Edwin Twitticized my fantasy football team this week!
Twitticize by Virginia Ninja October 26, 2009
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
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