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the ability of being able to tell your life story without being told no one gives a fuck.
i wish your mum didn't have twitter
by swagmeanings June 24, 2011
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the sensitive area between a girls twat and her shitter
omg, i finally discovered the wonders of twitter - she screamed like fuck all night
by jonnyddon December 15, 2010
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115
The region the on the female anatomy bewtix her twat and shitter
Sally kicked Jane in the Twitter
by goodtimes420 April 22, 2011
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116
A way for people to feel like anyone cares or that they give a shit about what they do.

see also Facebook status
Man 1: Hey man did you read my twitter.

Man 2: No, and I never will.

Man 1: But I'm important! Lots of people look at my twitter!

Man 2: I assume that by twitter that you mean pussy. Go kill yourself, no one likes you anyway.

Man 1: ...
by sevenoddseven December 09, 2010
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117
The area between the twat and the shitter a.k.a. twitter
"It ain't the twat and it ain't the shitter, it's her twitter"
by Me123456789101112131415 October 09, 2011
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118
To engage in sexual intercourse or other sexual activity between 1 or more people.
Dude: Were you just twittering yourself in there?
Dude2: Hell no, I had twitter with your mom.

There is nothing hotter then two girls twittering.
by Unit7 May 27, 2009
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A favorite pillow that lacks definition and firmness. Any pillow that is limp, or has feathers flying out of it. The opposite of Choate Waballoo; or fat, firm pillow.

Occasionaly; sexual deviants of impure nature refer to their pillows in this manner as if describing a girlfriend.
You suck. You snarfed all the choates and left me the twitters.

I get off on the choates...you seem to be turned on by the twitters. We're perfect for each other.
by Crazy Sven April 14, 2007
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