A social networking website for twits (hence the name "Twitter") who constantly post "tweets" for everything they are doing, 24 hours a day, even though they have no followers because everyone on it other than a twit is a celebrity.
"I have just woken up at 8:00 am"
"I have just eaten a bowl of cereal"
"I have just released some shit from my butt into the toilet."
"I have just been called a twit by all 465 people who walked by me."
"I am epic" *Crash while sending*
"My computer crashed while trying to send that tweet on Twitter"
LOOK, YOU LONERS. NOBODY GIVE A FUCKING SHIT ABOUT YOUR TWEETS!!!