3 definitions by likeordie

An iPhone 4 with Siri.

It's so shit that it killed Steve Jobs.
Me: Siri, is iPhone 4S the best?

Siri: Yes. That's why you bought this.

Me: Then why did Steve Jobs die when the iPhone 4S was announced?

Siri: *Crashes*

*iPhone explodes* BOOM!!!

Me: Shit.
by likeordie November 15, 2011
A social networking website for twits (hence the name "Twitter") who constantly post "tweets" for everything they are doing, 24 hours a day, even though they have no followers because everyone on it other than a twit is a celebrity.
"I have just woken up at 8:00 am"

"I have just eaten a bowl of cereal"

"I have just released some shit from my butt into the toilet."

"I have just been called a twit by all 465 people who walked by me."

"I am epic" *Crash while sending*

"My computer crashed while trying to send that tweet on Twitter"

LOOK, YOU LONERS. NOBODY GIVE A FUCKING SHIT ABOUT YOUR TWEETS!!!
by likeordie November 15, 2011
See shit.
Friday: Sung by robot

My Moment: Tries too hard

Person Of Interest: Fantasising Justin Gayber
by likeordie November 17, 2011

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