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Someone who has mastered the art of twittering
John is a twitter, is he not?

Dickie sean chikago is a famous twitter.
by dickie chikago April 12, 2009
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a useless site where people talk about how they do stuff all the time
"do people with no lives go on twitter?"
"most of people on twitter don't have lives, but some just barely go on there those who just do one thing on twitter only once probably has a life"
by mknkn July 01, 2014
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noun. anatomy. The area located directly between the "twat" and the "shitter". Formerly known as "taint".
twitter is the new taint.
by icrackmeup August 09, 2011
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A place where Twits go, to Tweet.
I signed on to twitter, so, I could tweet.
by Doug klast November 17, 2010
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110
the only blog were i didn't understand what the fuck was going on!
I have folowers called Tom Cruise!
What the hell??????
Is twitter a gay porn site for stars?
by nz555 September 28, 2009
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111
A favorite pillow that lacks definition and firmness. Any pillow that is limp, or has feathers flying out of it. The opposite of Choate Waballoo; or fat, firm pillow.

Occasionaly; sexual deviants of impure nature refer to their pillows in this manner as if describing a girlfriend.
You suck. You snarfed all the choates and left me the twitters.

I get off on the choates...you seem to be turned on by the twitters. We're perfect for each other.
by Crazy Sven April 14, 2007
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To engage in sexual intercourse or other sexual activity between 1 or more people.
Dude: Were you just twittering yourself in there?
Dude2: Hell no, I had twitter with your mom.

There is nothing hotter then two girls twittering.
by Unit7 May 27, 2009
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