by smertieboi 2.0 February 22, 2019
Someone popular: In my opinion, i respectfully think Kpop is not actually that good. Here's wh-
Person 2: WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT? YOU HURT MY FEELINGS. THATS OFFENSIVE AND ACTUALYL KPOP-IST, T, AND SINCE IM ACTUALLY BLACK THATS RACIST. LOCK YOUR DOORS TONIGHT, I MHOPE YOU FALL OFF A BRIDGE /srs NOBODY LOVVEAS YUO YOU DONT DESERVE A PLATFORM. PLEASE APOLOGIZE, THIS IS SO SERIOUS I HOPE YOU GET CANCELLED, YOU DESERVE IT. ALSO, I FOUND A TWEET SAYING "i hate people who use these cringe dancing apps" ABOUT 4 YEARS AGO. ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT TIK TOK?? YOU ARE DISGRACEFUL TO THE PLANET, KILL YOURSELRF WE DESERVE A APOLOGY /srs /gen /cancelled /tw
Twitter.
Person 2: WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT? YOU HURT MY FEELINGS. THATS OFFENSIVE AND ACTUALYL KPOP-IST, T, AND SINCE IM ACTUALLY BLACK THATS RACIST. LOCK YOUR DOORS TONIGHT, I MHOPE YOU FALL OFF A BRIDGE /srs NOBODY LOVVEAS YUO YOU DONT DESERVE A PLATFORM. PLEASE APOLOGIZE, THIS IS SO SERIOUS I HOPE YOU GET CANCELLED, YOU DESERVE IT. ALSO, I FOUND A TWEET SAYING "i hate people who use these cringe dancing apps" ABOUT 4 YEARS AGO. ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT TIK TOK?? YOU ARE DISGRACEFUL TO THE PLANET, KILL YOURSELRF WE DESERVE A APOLOGY /srs /gen /cancelled /tw
Twitter.
by ATotallyOriginalAndFunnyUserna February 5, 2021
Of a lady. The bit of skin between the twat and the shitter. More commonly known as the barse (males). Just like the utterly useless social networking site, this is an utterly useless area of the body.
by poostix December 11, 2009
A way for people to feel like anyone cares or that they give a shit about what they do.
see also Facebook status
see also Facebook status
Man 1: Hey man did you read my twitter.
Man 2: No, and I never will.
Man 1: But I'm important! Lots of people look at my twitter!
Man 2: I assume that by twitter that you mean pussy. Go kill yourself, no one likes you anyway.
Man 1: ...
Man 2: No, and I never will.
Man 1: But I'm important! Lots of people look at my twitter!
Man 2: I assume that by twitter that you mean pussy. Go kill yourself, no one likes you anyway.
Man 1: ...
by sevenoddseven December 9, 2010
Man 1: Hey, get twitter. It's AWESOME!
Man 2: Fuck twitter. Twitter's gay!
Man 1: Come on, get twitter. It's not gay!
Man 2: It is gay! I have friends who don't need twitter. I don't need twitter.
Man 1: But I have over 120 people following me on twitter! Have your friends to follow me on twitter too!
Man 3: Get a fucking life, you fucking homosexual!
Man 1: Don't call me a fucking homosexual, you hurt my feelings!
Man 3: Well, I just did!
Man 1: HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT! TAKE BACK WHAT YOU SAID!!
Man 4: Get a life, you fucking degenerate!
Man 2: Yeah!
Man 2: Fuck twitter. Twitter's gay!
Man 1: Come on, get twitter. It's not gay!
Man 2: It is gay! I have friends who don't need twitter. I don't need twitter.
Man 1: But I have over 120 people following me on twitter! Have your friends to follow me on twitter too!
Man 3: Get a fucking life, you fucking homosexual!
Man 1: Don't call me a fucking homosexual, you hurt my feelings!
Man 3: Well, I just did!
Man 1: HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT! TAKE BACK WHAT YOU SAID!!
Man 4: Get a life, you fucking degenerate!
Man 2: Yeah!
by CrazyTeddyX July 26, 2009
Girl 1: I just heard that Miley Cyrus is a total whore
Girl 2: How do you know?
Girl 1: Twitter.
Girl 2: Well we already knew that.
Person 1: So Ashton was like thats not fly man and then perez totally dissed him by being like--
Person 2: wait, how do you know this?
Person 1: Why, I stalk people on twitter of course!
Girl 2: How do you know?
Girl 1: Twitter.
Girl 2: Well we already knew that.
Person 1: So Ashton was like thats not fly man and then perez totally dissed him by being like--
Person 2: wait, how do you know this?
Person 1: Why, I stalk people on twitter of course!
by HeSaidSheSaidWHAT? October 25, 2009
by DutchSchultz December 9, 2009