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mrs. titsball

she thinks she a freaking saint. But she's the opposite. She keeps dead bodies in her closet of the art room. She really likes to dig holes and climb in and tak ea picture and post it on instagram.
ayyyyyy mrs. titsball biiiiiiitttttccccchhhhh oh sorry saint titsball
mrs. titsball by clobamacare November 13, 2019

Twatballer 

Someone who exhibits lame tactics in competitive sports video games, usually against a human opponent. This could include but is not limited to running the same play over and over, using clock tactics, or anything else that isn't in the spirit of friends sitting down to waste time playing video games.
Player: "Man you're milking the clock in a video game? That's fucking twatballing, man"

Player: "Quit pressing pause in the middle of my play, you fucking twatballer"
Twatballer by rmstats October 6, 2009

thirstball 

when a person is extremely thirsty or jetty, feeling as though they need sexual attention from anybody or anything, for that matter....
someone who goes super hard.
Adam is a thirstball he just tried to finger her on the dance floor.
thirstball by dawordspecialist July 26, 2007

taintball 

the official name for a ping pong ball shot out of a strippers snatch
The third taintball Sparkle rocketed out of her vagina landed right in Kyle's drink.
taintball by thepretender1015 June 22, 2012
When a testicle is twisted due to impact or positioning and must be manually maneuvered into an anatomically correct position.
Zac B. could not sit down for days because of the excruciating pain caused by a raging twistacle.
twistacle by SD January 18, 2005

thirstballin 

an unhealthy, uncontrollably strong desire to do something...on the verge of being sexual...needs quenching.
Dude was thirstballin for some cheetos.
thirstballin by SMT31 November 7, 2008