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1. twig
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A small stick.

By extension of this, someone who is bone-thin, usually unattractively so, whether they are naturally that thin or not.

Usually accompanied by chicken legs and a lack of booty in both sexes, a lack of muscle tone in males, and a lack of breasts and hips and curves in females.

Also see Twiggy, legendary 1960s supermodel who idealized this androgynous, starving waif look.
"I'm not a twig and I refuse to be."
-Kate Winslet

This little twig is my granddaughter? Aren't you feeding her?! She looks like a swizzle stick!
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by Loreleili Nov 16, 2009 share this
2. Twig
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An unattractively skinny girl who has no curves, booty, or boobs.

Also a very skinny long boy without muscles.
That girl is a twig, doesn't she eat??

That twig disapears behind the light pole!
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by the kool peep Apr 7, 2009 share this
3. twig
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A person who tends to roam the streets of chadderton ( can also be found in middleton) a skinny person, with some 'G' affro hair
twig - skinny, fairly tall, big-ass affro
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by ronalgingio Sep 16, 2009 share this
4. Twig
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a small man with no romantic prospects beyond match.com
Did you see that little man at the bar, striking out with all the women? He better try match.com and use someone else's photo. What a Twig.
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by spkelly1985 Jan 5, 2010 share this
5. Twig
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Describes a half point in sports betting.
Dude, I'll take the over in the Texas/Oklahoma game if it's only 42 twig. (42.5)
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by texanfan Oct 2, 2009 share this
6. twig
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a twig is the whole lacrosse stick. it includes the shaft, head, all of it
Bro: Can I see your twig?
Bro 2: Yeah bro, I just strung it.
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by laxbroski May 19, 2009 share this
7. twig
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a skinny homo
(jack) dude your such a twig
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by hahayourcool Oct 13, 2009 share this
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