I took Bob off my twitter email alerts, because he twitters about everything, every second. Honestly, do I need to know when he's taking a dump? He's a straight up twidiot.

Bob: Did you hear how Mike almost missed his plane/wedding/job interview because he fell off a curb while tweeting about his jog/facebook page/morning coffee?

Tom: He is such a twidiot!

A twidiot is a guy serving chicken salad on beds on lettuce to his golf buddies for lunch.

All these people keep talking about Twitter, but I just don't get it. I must be a total Twidiot.

I'm pretty up on my social networking sites but Twitter is a mystery to me. I guess I'm a Twidiot.