Ms. Mikulski, I bet you have to pay by the minute for a twatlick.
Captain Harvey calling from Twatlick Air Force Base.
Joe Bamira, this is Jerry Kirsch. Why did you call me a twatlick?
when a girl is so pathetically broke that she has to use an old dirty tampoon as means of vaginal penetration. To make it even worse she must freeze the tampoon to make the experience more stimulating.