twatch

(verb) To scratch one's itchy twat

Joan was feeling the full effect of crabs so she sat down and had had a good twatch.

by Martin T Smith March 29, 2008

twatch

n. English, derived from twat and bitch. Refers to a woman who doesn't thank a man for sending her flowers.

That twatch didn't even call me after I sent her flowers!

by myfavoriteadam July 30, 2008

Twatch

To watch pornography/ sexual things.
Twat + watch = twatch

I twatched last night.

by sayoko March 20, 2007

Twatching

Watching recorded commercials on Tivo or DVR'd programs.

Dang it, where's the remote? We're twatching again!

by Musicxman December 21, 2010

twatch

mix of a twat and a bitch

You worthless twatch! That was my damn bag!

by JP September 14, 2004

Twatch

To watch porn/ sexual acts.
Twat + watch = twatch

I twatched last night.

by weiwang March 20, 2007

Twatching

The act of teaching by making the kids watch educational TV instead of actually teaching.

Instead of reading today class we will be twatching Nat Geo

by B. Wag December 4, 2020