The act of receiving road head while cross faded. The most difficult act on the planet, named so because it is a fight not only against your own mind, but against God himself to make it out with your body, your partner, and your car all intact.
Last night, me and my gf decided to try having a Tango with God and it almost killed us both. Best. Date. Ever.
A male who discovered their horrid, no holes barred homosexuality by selling themselves to support their addiction to hard drugs, alcohol and sometimes as little as a bag of Flamin' Hot Cheetos.
Some isolated cases have revealed subjects attempting to be accepted back into society as heterosexuals only to get assaulted and beaten, leading the individual into complete and utter depressing limbo between cultures.
I was walking down the street with my Jersey Mikes sandwich and some skinny asian guy offered to suck my wang for my sandwich, I said, "Go sit behind a bush and shit you Flaming Tango!"