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Turtle Jerk 

A turtle jerk is when masturbating (male) sucking a pice of turd in and out of the ass (also known a turtle head!) and realeaseing pice of turd at the same moment as ejaculating.
I had a amazing turtle jerk at work and got paid for it!
Turtle Jerk by sjh horse March 23, 2011

Turtle Jerk 

Turtle Jerk is when someone is giving a handjob and covers the head of the penis so when the male ejactulates cum wont pray all over. It's named after the handforming a shell, as in turtles having shells.
Be smart Sandy, Turtle Jerk me. I mean, this is a new couch.

Turtle Jerker

One who is generally laggardly or does not have a specific purpose or direction.
Jeff is such a turtle jerker, he's been working at RealSavvy for 10 years and gets shit on all day, and nobody is jerking his turtle.
Turtle Jerker by L_Hol September 21, 2018

turkle jerk 

A group of 4 or more turkish males conversing and or planning with each other. Speaking over one another, While over complicating the simplest of tasks.
Barish and his cronies have turned this entire situation into the biggest turkle jerk.
turkle jerk by Kennerplaya August 11, 2024