Johnny- "My wife was so happy the tapeworm made her loose 100 lbs that she recommended I get one, but I had no idea where to find a tapeworm, so I ate her ass out until we had a tapeworm turnover."
Steve- "Oh my god... thats so fucking sick!"
Richard- "Hey after your done with it, can I have it?"
Steve- "Oh my god... thats so fucking sick!"
Richard- "Hey after your done with it, can I have it?"
by batsoup September 6, 2009
A computer user who has previously only used PC/Windows based machines but now converts to only use Apple products.
by Neurotic Monkey January 7, 2010
(n.) When a girl is performing a handstand while simultaneously having a bowel movement and her lover is sucking out the excrement
Oh man! I have to go brush my teeth... i just gave the babysitter a chocolate turnover and now I have a funny taste in my mouth.
by Samrick Cody February 25, 2008
Where one of the female gender straddles a man’s neck enjoying the vibrations of his Adams apple while he happily hums sings or whale calls
by Bumblebeesadventures March 27, 2023
The act of eating out your favorite hoochie while she is on her period. Usually this is performed (but not limited to) while she is on all fours, while the guy/other hoochie is upside down tonguing near or around the bung.
Desperate skeez: "Come on baby, just let me eat dat fine puss."
Hoochie: "But I'm on my period foo..."
Desperate skeez: "That's alright, I'm always lookin for a tasty cherry turnover."
Hoochie: "But I'm on my period foo..."
Desperate skeez: "That's alright, I'm always lookin for a tasty cherry turnover."
by Eric, Tony, Josh January 23, 2008
The result of a drunk person passing out and crapping in their bed then rolling around until the next afternoon.
by c. rollz October 19, 2013
The amount of time it takes for a comment to be completely wiped off your facebook wall due to newer comments.
"Crap, my girlfriend left me a comment thats gonna make me look like a puss in front of everyone."
"yeah, looks like you've got poor comment turnover so it'll be around for a while!"
"yeah, looks like you've got poor comment turnover so it'll be around for a while!"
by KillaKobra October 15, 2009