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To masturbate whilst defecating; from the colloquial "turd" and "jerking off"

her: what you up to?

me: oh not much, just turkin
her: you're twerking...at home?
me: no, i'm jerking off while taking a shit. sup?

Turkin by theZilla May 23, 2015

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Turkin

A Newfoundland & Labrador term. The act of throwing "Big Turk" bars at people.

man, stop turkin me!

Turkin by steechee March 18, 2011

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Turkin

Getting excited about something.

Im turkin to get this project started.

Turkin by StillTurkin March 25, 2022

turkin it

The act of dancing in a super-black way, moving your feet in a rhythmic pattern.

Yo, E40 can't be turkin it, too much grum in that belly

turkin it by weezy F Burlocky February 24, 2011

Turkin' it

When a seemingly attractive female/male "does it" with an overweight unattractive member of their opposite sex.

Guy 1: That girls hott
Guy 2: oh, dude, you don't wanna date her
Guy 1: why not?
Guy 2: She was turkin' it last night with that fat guy from English.

Turkin' it by Kosmo and Wanda July 31, 2010

Turkin Out

When you’ve had 1 too many wild turkey’s and abruptly become violent towards anything and anyone in sight

He was turkin out so hard last night he ended up in the cells!

Turkin Out by Mingemuncher02 December 13, 2022

jerkin turkin

Good olddddddddddd Masturbation. Just a funnier way to say it.

Ever heard of a Jerkin Turkin?

jerkin turkin by The Dream God April 4, 2023

Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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