A person or thing who has done something stupid, wrong, moronic or plain dumb.

Dublin slang for idiot, fool, moron etc...
You couldn't remember last night? You're such a turkey.
by hahayeturkey July 25, 2011
1. a failure, a sham

2. stupid and inept person
The Mario Bros. movie was a one hell of a turkey, especially considering that it was based on a video game.
by The Return of Light Joker November 25, 2010
beiing aturkey involves havin the characturistics of a turkey, these involve..being lazy, slow, careless, and also coming off with silly remarks and or forgetting what u are talking about half way through a sentence..
by TheTurth94 June 29, 2011
A derogatory term used in the 60's and 70's towards caucasian people by black people. It is a way of 'hatin' on da playa.'
"That caucasian mother fucker thought he could come into my house, eat my food, and act like my friend. Well, that mother fuckin' ass beating turkey was wrong."
by bb640 November 25, 2009
Slang for weed in some midwestern states. Usually refers to any sort of weed around.
Shortened form is Turk.
Man, did you get some more turkey yet or what?

I haven't had turkey this good since back in the day.

Got any Turk?
by Turkeypup December 22, 2009
A term used to describe a girl (usually a teenage girl) who talks loudly, is constantly going about explaining things no one cares about, and gobbles about annoyingly.

Never really realizes she's being annoying.
Turkey: oh my GOD! Did you see what Jennifer Lopez was wearing on the red carpet. SO nasty!

Everyone else: *rolls eyes*
by Lisa-A March 30, 2011
A hott ass female that would "do in a bind".
A. "Damn! There's turkey all around us! GOBBLE GOBBLE!"
B. "That chick at the counter is a definite turkey."
by ruffleZ` July 28, 2009

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