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1. a failure, a sham

2. stupid and inept person
The Mario Bros. movie was a one hell of a turkey, especially considering that it was based on a video game.
by The Return of Light Joker November 25, 2010
A derogatory term used in the 60's and 70's towards caucasian people by black people. It is a way of 'hatin' on da playa.'
"That caucasian mother fucker thought he could come into my house, eat my food, and act like my friend. Well, that mother fuckin' ass beating turkey was wrong."
by bb640 November 25, 2009
Rubbing your hands over your sweaty ballsack and proceeding to slap someone in the face with it.
Me: (My balls are sweaty...I'm gunna go turkey dan)
Dan: "Dude, why did you slap me...oh...you son of a bitch!"
by BrieflyStated17 December 20, 2006
Slang for weed in some midwestern states. Usually refers to any sort of weed around.
Shortened form is Turk.
Man, did you get some more turkey yet or what?

I haven't had turkey this good since back in the day.

Got any Turk?
by Turkeypup December 22, 2009
A term used to describe a girl (usually a teenage girl) who talks loudly, is constantly going about explaining things no one cares about, and gobbles about annoyingly.

Never really realizes she's being annoying.
Turkey: oh my GOD! Did you see what Jennifer Lopez was wearing on the red carpet. SO nasty!

Everyone else: *rolls eyes*
by Lisa-A March 30, 2011
A hott ass female that would "do in a bind".
A. "Damn! There's turkey all around us! GOBBLE GOBBLE!"
B. "That chick at the counter is a definite turkey."
by ruffleZ` July 28, 2009
some1 wiv a big arse and thighs would be called a turkey
mrs McOmish who works in gracemount high skool is a turkey
by xx-just moi-xx March 15, 2007