1. a failure, a sham

2. stupid and inept person
The Mario Bros. movie was a one hell of a turkey, especially considering that it was based on a video game.
by The Return of Light Joker November 25, 2010
A slang term for a recent Irish immigrant. It is used primarily in Boston, particularly in the Dorchester, Brighton and Southie neighborhoods.

The term is actually rather old fashioned and has its roots in Irish immigrants being duped into buying turkey which they thought was pork, and paying pork prices for it.
Look at those turkeys over there drinking Lucozade.
by pamboo9 May 23, 2007
A person or thing who has done something stupid, wrong, moronic or plain dumb.

Dublin slang for idiot, fool, moron etc...
You couldn't remember last night? You're such a turkey.
by hahayeturkey July 25, 2011
beiing aturkey involves havin the characturistics of a turkey, these involve..being lazy, slow, careless, and also coming off with silly remarks and or forgetting what u are talking about half way through a sentence..
by TheTurth94 June 29, 2011
A derogatory term used in the 60's and 70's towards caucasian people by black people. It is a way of 'hatin' on da playa.'
"That caucasian mother fucker thought he could come into my house, eat my food, and act like my friend. Well, that mother fuckin' ass beating turkey was wrong."
by bb640 November 25, 2009
A Middle Eastern country but its people will argue with you they're European, even though barely 5% of the country is in Europe. Turks have more in common with Asia than with Europe; for one, they are Muslim like the countries on its east side; and two, unlike the Slavic people from transcontinental Russia, the Turkic people (Tajiks, Uzbeks etc) are associated with central Asia than Europe. They are very knife-happy people and are known to turn the weapon on their own relatives, just search for Yuksel Yesilova on YouTube.
Turks are known for their tyrannic behaviour, for example oppressing the native Kurds in the south-east region of the country for many decades and invading Cyprus in the '70s, which is currently disrupting the neutrality of the independent island and further integration into the European Union.

The only argument Turks can put forward for being European is that their country can qualify for the UEFA European Championship, well so can Israel and Azerbaijan and that doesn't make them European countries.
"Where are you going this summer?"
"hmmm... don't forget your body armour"
by JizzySpunkbubbles February 22, 2013
Slang for weed in some midwestern states. Usually refers to any sort of weed around.
Shortened form is Turk.
Man, did you get some more turkey yet or what?

I haven't had turkey this good since back in the day.

Got any Turk?
by Turkeypup December 22, 2009
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