Man: I have HIV, so I have to put a turkey on my dick before I fuck someone.
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The turkey is the best part of thanksgiving. Usually it is wet and sloppy.
This also refers to the wet pussy of a middle age MILF
Hey matt, your mom made really nice turkey last night.
by Turkeylover13 March 26, 2019
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When a guy sends a dick pic of his dick and balls between his butt cheeks
Nolan’s peepee wasn’t big enough for him to take a turkey
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The term used for an Asian/Indian to describe their image; clothes, accent,posture, general look.

male -

what they may wear:-
- hoodies
- tracksuit bottoms tucked into socks
- diamond earring in both ears

female -

what they may wear:-
- lots of fake jewelery

- fake designer bags; louis vuitton

- slick back hair or straight hair, side parting
- strong smelling perfume

quotes that they may use:-
- "init"
- "safe dan"
- "wagwan"
- "on a level brooo"
- "skeeen blad"
- "jahhnoo"
- "wah you sayinn"
- "bumting"
- "dat gyal is droo"
- "braaap"

The term turkey was founded by me when i once found a bunch of "turkeys" on a corner prancing around, hence looking like a turkey. you may also find them in parks, alley ways, farms?? keep aware!!
they usually refer themselves to gangsters

in other words turkey is another word for "twat"
by randy random :D May 19, 2009
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Besides the popular definition of a large bird, a Turkey, is a formerly FAT male, who still isn't thin, but passable and of some attractivness who runs into trees. He is also likely to treat girlfriends like friends, unless in need of some action. Most likely into film and music, in his sad attept to be talented.
That guy is such a Turkey. He ran into that tree, and it could have been avoided if he just hung out with his girlfriend tonight.
by CalamityJane December 11, 2006
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The Principle at Fort Hayes Metropolitan Education Center in Columbus, Ohio.
1.) Hey look it's Turkey. gobble, gobble, gobble.
1.) Turkey tells are teacher to give us all this homework over the summer.
by Dr. MacAfee May 26, 2004
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