Turd Wrangler 

A person who unclogs toilets and sewer lines.

We had to call the Turd Wrangler when the toilet clogged.

Turd Wrangler by Whoopdedo January 8, 2007

Turd wrangler 

Someone who is inherently lame or is generally not worth a shit.

Hey you turd wrangler, make us some fucking coffee!

Turd wrangler by PilotMike April 2, 2005

Turd wrangler 

One who wrangles turds,Before your Partner take a dump you stuff your manhood in their ass to Wrangle some turds ie: homo

in nautical terms a Turd Wrangler would be know as an Ass Pirate

"i was up on Brokeback Mountain Wrangling Turds"

"dude your such a turd wrangler"

"Sven please hog tie me and wrangle my turds"

"Honey its Turd Wrangling Thursday, get the stick of butter"

Turd wrangler by Lucious Lou August 11, 2006

Turd Wrangler 

A Turd Wrangler is the person that scoops the dog poop out of your back yard for you.

Turd Wrangling is the act of scooping poop from parks and yards, changing kitty litter pans or any pet waste clean up and removal.

Turd Wranglers is also the name of a company that does pet waste removal.

Turd Wrangler, a person that performs the duty of scooping poop. To wrangle is to round up, to gather or collect a group of like items. Hire a Turd Wrangler to round up your yard. Wranglers round up poop and clean your yard of pet waste. Turd is another word for poop, excrement, or feces.

Turd Wrangler by Chief Excrement Officer September 2, 2012

Turd Wrangler 

Someone that fingers a person in the asshole and upon the removal of the finger(s) a turd follows. This could lead to embarrassment for one or both parties.

Person 1: Hey did you hear what happened to Dale?
Person 2: No, what happened?
Person 1: He became a Turd Wrangler while he was fingering Karen's ass.
Person 2: What a Champ! He shall now be called (Name of State where Turd was Wrangled) Turd Wrangler. Ex. Texas Turd Wrangler or TTW or TT-Dubs.

Turd Wrangler by Bananagram92 July 18, 2016

Tardwrangler 

A person who takes care of tard liek the one you see running after them in the zoo

person 1: hey look at that wierdo kid

person 2: he looks lost weres his tardwrangler.

Tardwrangler by jimmy hunter March 18, 2009

turdwrangler 

Gay cowboy, one who wrangles turds, Asstagger, reverse flesh turd inserter

"Leroy and Max wear cowboy hats while they get their assbang on. What a couple of turdwranglers"...Said Joel to his biggot friend G W.

turdwrangler by Pricetron October 20, 2006