Turd Duster Share definition Flag The worst job ever. It's when a man or woman has to sweep turds with a dust pan. Bill: Sally has to sweep up turds, cause she's a turd duster. Turd Duster by Monkey Sling Poo October 15, 2011 0 0 Get merch Get the Turd Duster mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch