A place for egocentric attention-starved teenagers to compete for who's the most special, unique snowflake

Additionally features lots of blogs with 10-frame low quality porn gifs
"I'm a spirit lesbian transgendered woman"
"I'm a pansexual otherkin"
"I'm quad-gendered and self-diagnosied with schizophrenia"
"are you sure you're not just pretending to be 'unique and original' for attention on tumblr?" "STOP OPPRESSING ME"
by ratQuesada May 11, 2015

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A blogging platform that claims to be accepting of people of all identities...unless you are a heterosexual, cisgender male of Northern European descent. In which case, they will hate your guts once they catch the first whiff of you, never mind if you actually support egalitarian social politics like they claim to. For that matter, even those outside the Straight White Male demographic intersection will fall prey to the tumblr community's turbulent toxicity since the various sects of "Social Justice Warriors" always fighting with each other in the absence of a common enemy. Thankfully, the majority of them are bored, hormonally charged teenagers who may grow out of it once they reach drinking age...or so we hope.
Tumblr is like a politically inverted version of 4chan's /b/ forum. Whereas /b/ hates everyone who isn't a Straight White Male, tumblr hates everyone who is straight, white, and/or male.
by BsPilcher February 16, 2015

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World's first digital insane asylum.
Ever since the creation of Tumblr, insane asylum populations all across the globe are in decline.
by top sweg August 29, 2014

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A disease.

You think it's a normal website at first glance, but that shit will make you lose whatever you have left of your social life. You will lose ability to communicate with non tumblr users.

Grammar won't matter but you'll still become a nazi. Your essays will consist of half finished sentences only other tumblr-infected people will understand.

Insomnia is a common symptom.

There is no cure.
Person A: Hey, look at this cute boy
Tumblr user: OMG MY CREYS THIS IS SO CUTE I CAN'T EVEN ASDFGH
by I tried to get out but no February 24, 2013

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n. A website where users promote fanatical, extremist, and hateful ideas and positions while veiling themselves as victims of similar things to justify their hypocrisy.

n. That website where your all your favorite deviant art artists disappeared to, to promote their art while also laughing at funny gif captions their friends posted.
Joe: did you see that captioned gif on tumblr? it's so funny!
by Parasaw January 21, 2015

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Where really high people at 2 am post stuff that boggles your mind. Tumblr is definitely not your type of thing to go to if you question your existence a lot.
Dude what if inside your nipples was another universe

Tumblr at 2 am
by TurtleCactus October 08, 2013

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Tumblr used to be a place were teenagers would come to escape reality,express they're feelings with out being judged and could live in originality.

Now days Tumblr is full of fucking indie wannabes who wear fucking beanies,nikes,tie dye tops and claim to listen to Mumford and sons.

Although these fucking idiots claim they have swag and are original they're so fucking stupid that they don't even realise that every other wannabe fucker is dressed in the same ridiculous costume as them which defeats the whole object of being original.

They're so fucking overly stupid that they believe that things like fake lip piercings and Nutella will make them more Indie.

Nigga please sit the fuck down and return Tumblr to its original users. And do not under any circumstances use your real name in your URL you absolute twats.
Boy 1- omg when did you get your lip pierced
Boy 2- It's fake I'm just trying to be tumblr

*girl eating Nutella*
Girl- shit I better take a photo of this and Instagram it so my 43 followers can see how hipster I am

Girl 1- breathing is too mainstream I have to be Tumblr and original

Girl 2-
Girl 1-
Girl 2-
Girl 1-
Girl 2-
Police - so she just died

Girl 2- basically
by Againstindie November 04, 2012

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