Tumblr is a place where everyone sold their soul to Satan when we didn't read the Terms of Agreement.

Tumblr is filled with the following:
~hipsters
~porn
~Harry Potter fandom
~Sherlock fandom
~Doctor Who fandom
~Supernatural fandom
~Homestuck fandom
~cats
~food
~drugs
~alcohol
~pretty girls
~LGBT supporters
~fangirls
~music freaks
~depressed people
~obsession with Canada
~obsession with England/Britain/UK
~arguments between American users and British users about the meanings of words
~hedgehog gifs
~youtubers
~cosplayers
~lonely people with no lives
~pictures with song lyrics on them
~Avengers fandom
~Star Trek fandom
~obsession with Robert Downey Jr.
~anon hate
~anon love
~roleplay
~memes
~gifs
~furries
~anime
~shippers
~OTPs
~personal posts
~ranting
~trolls
~posts that were probably posted at 3AM that question the meaning of life
~outer space
~the insane
~paradoxes in posts
~major sleep deprivation

If tumblr people actually left their computers for the real world, we'd probably invent something insanely awesome.
Friend: What is tumblr anyways?
Me: lifecatsmusicbandshipstersfandomsomg<3
Friend: okay then....
Me: TUMBLRTUMBLRTUMBLR<3
by awkotacokitty-rawr July 24, 2013

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residence of faggotry
That faggot belongs on tumblr.
by jakowak123 May 29, 2011

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A place where emos go to show their "true emotions"
Did you see my depressing post on tumblr last night?
by Lehwbwjw wh December 06, 2016

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A blogging platform that claims to be accepting of people of all identities...unless you are a heterosexual, cisgender male of Northern European descent. In which case, they will hate your guts once they catch the first whiff of you, never mind if you actually support egalitarian social politics like they claim to. For that matter, even those outside the Straight White Male demographic intersection will fall prey to the tumblr community's turbulent toxicity since the various sects of "Social Justice Warriors" always fighting with each other in the absence of a common enemy. Thankfully, the majority of them are bored, hormonally charged teenagers who may grow out of it once they reach drinking age...or so we hope.
Tumblr is like a politically inverted version of 4chan's /b/ forum. Whereas /b/ hates everyone who isn't a Straight White Male, tumblr hates everyone who is straight, white, and/or male.
by BsPilcher February 16, 2015

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A disease.

You think it's a normal website at first glance, but that shit will make you lose whatever you have left of your social life. You will lose ability to communicate with non tumblr users.

Grammar won't matter but you'll still become a nazi. Your essays will consist of half finished sentences only other tumblr-infected people will understand.

Insomnia is a common symptom.

There is no cure.
Person A: Hey, look at this cute boy
Tumblr user: OMG MY CREYS THIS IS SO CUTE I CAN'T EVEN ASDFGH
by I tried to get out but no February 24, 2013

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A hell hole consisting of hideous creatures known as Social Justice Warriors and 12 year old girls. While many claim that this site is a place for you to express yourself without being judged, this is somewhat true. However, if you happen to be white, heterosexual, cis, Christian, or any form of right winger or Libertarian(or if you are a combination of all, i.e. Tumblr's worst nightmare), you are treated like Satan incarnate and will be condemned no matter how much of a good person you are. The site has a bad reputation for this exact reason.

While many good, funny, and cute things can come out of it, however, the bad as per usual overshadows the good. Besides the infamous SJWs(or feminazis, whatever you prefer), you have a mass amount of fangirls(many of which ship things that shouldn't even be possible for the series, or are just plain fucking stupid), furfags, roleplayers. and many other monstrosities.

Please, if you ever value your social life(or even better for this matter, IQ points and brain cells), do yourself a favor and STAY FAR AWAY FROM THIS WEBSITE AND EVERYTHING ASSOCIATED. AVOID IT LIKE THE FUCKING PLAGUE.
Person A: Whoa, you look like shit! What happened?
Person B: I stayed up all night on Tumblr.
Person A:...really? GTFO and don't talk to me again you Honey Nut Queerio.

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n. A website where users promote fanatical, extremist, and hateful ideas and positions while veiling themselves as victims of similar things to justify their hypocrisy.

n. That website where your all your favorite deviant art artists disappeared to, to promote their art while also laughing at funny gif captions their friends posted.
Joe: did you see that captioned gif on tumblr? it's so funny!
by Parasaw January 21, 2015

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