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71.
a secret society. non tumblr people just don't understand.
tumblr shouldn't be spoken about in public.
by SHAWWNIQUA December 27, 2011
23 16
 
72.
A disease.

You think it's a normal website at first glance, but that shit will make you lose whatever you have left of your social life. You will lose ability to communicate with non tumblr users.

Grammar won't matter but you'll still become a nazi. Your essays will consist of half finished sentences only other tumblr-infected people will understand.

Insomnia is a common symptom.

There is no cure.
Person A: Hey, look at this cute boy
Tumblr user: OMG MY CREYS THIS IS SO CUTE I CAN'T EVEN ASDFGH
by I tried to get out but no February 24, 2013
10 4
 
73.
A stupid place where teenage girls go to post pictures with random with text that is totally unrelated to the photo they posted. Most of the pictures and text are related to love, but not the happy kind, like sad "emo" quotes and pictures of girls crying in random places and couples making out.
=A normal picture on tumblr=

+Picture of some mountain. *Text -> I can still feel you with me even when you're so far away.* +
by trolololononame June 03, 2011
41 35
 
74.
Tumblr is a place where everyone sold their soul to Satan when we didn't read the Terms of Agreement.

Tumblr is filled with the following:
~hipsters
~porn
~Harry Potter fandom
~Sherlock fandom
~Doctor Who fandom
~Supernatural fandom
~Homestuck fandom
~cats
~food
~drugs
~alcohol
~pretty girls
~LGBT supporters
~fangirls
~music freaks
~depressed people
~obsession with Canada
~obsession with England/Britain/UK
~arguments between American users and British users about the meanings of words
~hedgehog gifs
~youtubers
~cosplayers
~lonely people with no lives
~pictures with song lyrics on them
~Avengers fandom
~Star Trek fandom
~obsession with Robert Downey Jr.
~anon hate
~anon love
~roleplay
~memes
~gifs
~furries
~anime
~shippers
~OTPs
~personal posts
~ranting
~trolls
~posts that were probably posted at 3AM that question the meaning of life
~outer space
~the insane
~paradoxes in posts
~major sleep deprivation

If tumblr people actually left their computers for the real world, we'd probably invent something insanely awesome.
Friend: What is tumblr anyways?
Me: lifecatsmusicbandshipstersfandomsomg<3
Friend: okay then....
Me: TUMBLRTUMBLRTUMBLR<3
by awkotacokitty-rawr July 24, 2013
7 2
 
75.
The single largest congregation of faggots on the internet.
"Hey man, I went on Tumblr for the first time today!"
"I had no idea how much of a faggot you are"
by Mr. Brevik April 07, 2013
13 8
 
76.
The end of your social life which must never be spoken of in public.
Todd: Dude, tumblr is, like, so cool!
Secret agent: Todd, I have to kill you now.
by battleofnunez January 08, 2013
10 5
 
77.
Where really high people at 2 am post stuff that boggles your mind. Tumblr is definitely not your type of thing to go to if you question your existence a lot.
Dude what if inside your nipples was another universe

Tumblr at 2 am
by TurtleCactus October 08, 2013
4 0