A place you should never go ever. The only people that go on Tumblr are retards who overuse the shit out of memes that were once good. Just when you thought they couldn't get any more annoying, they are also hardcore grammar nazis. It is truly the worst website on the internet. It does not help to know that they also attempt to raid Omegle ever so often and ultimately fail at it because that's how much they suck. They also enjoy taking credit for memes that they didn't even make.
Tumblr bitch: FOREVER ALONE LOL
Tumblr fag: LOLOL TROLOLOLOLOL HAHAHA MEMES WE'RE SO ORIGINAL LOL
Not a retard tumblr user: You know that those memes are all overused beyond belief because of you, right?
Tumblr bitch: LOLOLOL IT'S CALLED TROLLING. WE MADE IT LOL.

Not a retard tumblr user: What a dumb hipster bitch.
by Zinchy1337 August 30, 2011
residence of faggotry
That faggot belongs on tumblr.
by jakowak123 May 29, 2011
A place where if you express your opinion, you either get praised or you get flooded with anon hate. Almost everyone has a gay ship(s). Beware of the superwholocks. (What is superwholock, you might be asking yourself. It is a combination of the shows Supernatural, Doctor Who, and BBC's Sherlock. God knows why it even exists.) Everyone has a fandom, no matter if it's large or small, well known or barely recognized. It doesn't really even matter what the fandom is for. You could have a fucking fandom for toenails and there is bound to be people to join.
A cis, straight white male: I'd like to make a tumblr account!

People from tumblr: EW NO GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM US YOU CIS-SHIT KILL THE PATRIARCHY AAAAHHHHH

Guess what you fucking dumbasses
Some of your favorite actors are cis straight white males
by someone with a tumblr account August 05, 2014
Where really high people at 2 am post stuff that boggles your mind. Tumblr is definitely not your type of thing to go to if you question your existence a lot.
Dude what if inside your nipples was another universe

Tumblr at 2 am
by TurtleCactus October 08, 2013
Tumblr used to be a place were teenagers would come to escape reality,express they're feelings with out being judged and could live in originality.

Now days Tumblr is full of fucking indie wannabes who wear fucking beanies,nikes,tie dye tops and claim to listen to Mumford and sons.

Although these fucking idiots claim they have swag and are original they're so fucking stupid that they don't even realise that every other wannabe fucker is dressed in the same ridiculous costume as them which defeats the whole object of being original.

They're so fucking overly stupid that they believe that things like fake lip piercings and Nutella will make them more Indie.

Nigga please sit the fuck down and return Tumblr to its original users. And do not under any circumstances use your real name in your URL you absolute twats.
Boy 1- omg when did you get your lip pierced
Boy 2- It's fake I'm just trying to be tumblr

*girl eating Nutella*
Girl- shit I better take a photo of this and Instagram it so my 43 followers can see how hipster I am

Girl 1- breathing is too mainstream I have to be Tumblr and original

Girl 2-
Girl 1-
Girl 2-
Girl 1-
Girl 2-
Police - so she just died

Girl 2- basically
by Againstindie November 04, 2012
Life itself
Sarah: Dude, I called you last night what were you doing?

Helen: I heard it ring and I was on Tumblr but to lazy to pick up, I was gonna call you back but I died of laughter from this hilarious post, sorry.
by OVO.OVO February 07, 2012
Irony in its finest form.

Hipsters' version of a blogging website that initially claimed 'originality' & 'self expression', when in reality everyone is all the same.

Everyone( teen girls, gay guys & misguided souls) blogs the same Hipster-esque("unique") photos, music, tv shows, bullshit quotes and wants and needs.

Tumblr users constantly complain about their cushy first world lives and apparent emotional/mental problems to the point where their meaningless problems have them very openly contemplating "suicide".

If we are lucky these fuckers will eventually kill themselves and this godforsaken website will have no choice but to join myspace in the ruins.
How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

- 3. One to screw it in, the other to bitch about how they liked the old lightbulb better and the third to take artsy photos for their tumblr.
by IspeakofTHETRUTH December 13, 2011

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