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The place where hipsters, emo's, and social degenerates go to to complain and make attention seeking posts. A place to stay away from and shall not be named.
Hipster friend: Go on tumblr its great! Me: I'm not a hipster and i don't need to be an attention seeking ass hat.
by MangoSpider August 23, 2014
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The most recently declared Country.

Government type: IDGAF
Rule of Law: CATS
Presidential Party: The memes
Immigration policy: Enter at your own risk. Facebookers are frowned upon, and could affect your chance of citizenship.
Billy: Stacey where are you from again?
Stacey: tumblr
Billy: Where's that?
Stacey: On my laptop...butihavetogowatermycatsobye
by Madrina yak bycol March 23, 2012
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Tumblr is a place for 'cool', 'different' people to come and be 'cool' and 'different'. They like to moan about how they have issues with their love lives, even if they're only 14 and haven't ever been in love. On Tumblr you have to be either tragic, emo, scene kid or vintage. Essentially they're all pretentious losers who take pictures of their feet on beaches, love hearts, themselves reading or writing, or pictures of Starbucks. Refer to the: 'Dickhead song' On Youtube for a better grasp of a Tumblr person's real life. They pretend they have problems and post pictures of them cutting themselves, then they claim they're not just doing it for attention. While a normal person may be like: 'Oh I like this, but I'll keep that to myself because not everyone has to know this rather unusual fact about me', Tumblr whores are like: 'I LIKE THIS AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS. IT IS WHAT CREATES ME!' They write shitty poems, love songs and post crappy drawings. All they do on Tumblr is whine, tell people not to talk about Tumblr (possessive bitches), post their running jokes, blog pictures of hot guys from emo bands, talk about screamo (you're not allowed to like other types of music and you MUST rave on about how much you like Screamo and how you've been judged about it your whole life), reblog every single pretentious or cute thing that comes their way. Individual and feel the need to shove it down your throat. Tumblr...for pretentious losers.
Normal Person (to themselves): Oh I like this band, I don't really mind if other people don't or do like them.

Tumblr Person: OMG I LOVE THIS BAND. I DON'T CARE WHAT ANYBODY ELSE THINKS, SO FUCK YOU HATERS!

Normal Person: This is one of my interests
Tumblr Person: THIS IS ONE OF MY INTERESTS! LOOK AT IT! LOOK AT HOW COOL AND RETRO I AM! GASP AT HOW ADORABLE I AM! LOOOOOOOOKKKK AATTTTT MYYYY COOLNNEESSSS.
by Freekypoogle January 20, 2011
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where happiness goes to die, edgelords that think suicide is cool rule the world and everything is a gender
by MentalitySalad November 16, 2018
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The septic tank of the internet. We all thought reddit was bad, but no. Reddit is the toilet of the internet, and tumblr is the smelly cesspool of the internet.
Get off tumblr, your hair color and fursona isn't a personality trait.
by Comrade Boris January 03, 2022
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Use to be kinda cool but now is a shit fest. It is a toxic sight that you should stay away from if you want to live a happy life. Seriously you will go in thinking its a happy safe place but that is just a trick to get you in. Slip up on time and have a unpopular opinion and you will be attacked. It will make you a depressed, cynical person.
if Facebook is the Devil, then tumblr is the anti-Christ.
by GhoulLord26 January 31, 2016
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Irony in its finest form.

Hipsters' version of a blogging website that initially claimed 'originality' & 'self expression', when in reality everyone is all the same.

Everyone( teen girls, gay guys & misguided souls) blogs the same Hipster-esque("unique") photos, music, tv shows, bullshit quotes and wants and needs.

Tumblr users constantly complain about their cushy first world lives and apparent emotional/mental problems to the point where their meaningless problems have them very openly contemplating "suicide".

If we are lucky these fuckers will eventually kill themselves and this godforsaken website will have no choice but to join myspace in the ruins.
How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

- 3. One to screw it in, the other to bitch about how they liked the old lightbulb better and the third to take artsy photos for their tumblr.
by IspeakofTHETRUTH December 13, 2011
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