A blog site where faggots like to look at other pictures of faggots and stroke their tiny shaft with their tiny feminine hands.
Obi wan: Anakin spends all his time on tumblr
Yoda: Hmmm, a faggot he is. 4chan if real man, he was. Jedi, he will never become.
#faggot #blog #penis #hipster #gay
by vvvv225566 November 16, 2011
A hell hole consisting of hideous creatures known as Social Justice Warriors and 12 year old girls. While many claim that this site is a place for you to express yourself without being judged, this is somewhat true. However, if you happen to be white, heterosexual, cis, Christian, or any form of right winger or Libertarian(or if you are a combination of all, i.e. Tumblr's worst nightmare), you are treated like Satan incarnate and will be condemned no matter how much of a good person you are. The site has a bad reputation for this exact reason.

While many good, funny, and cute things can come out of it, however, the bad as per usual overshadows the good. Besides the infamous SJWs(or feminazis, whatever you prefer), you have a mass amount of fangirls(many of which ship things that shouldn't even be possible for the series, or are just plain fucking stupid), furfags, roleplayers. and many other monstrosities.

Please, if you ever value your social life(or even better for this matter, IQ points and brain cells), do yourself a favor and STAY FAR AWAY FROM THIS WEBSITE AND EVERYTHING ASSOCIATED. AVOID IT LIKE THE FUCKING PLAGUE.
Person A: Whoa, you look like shit! What happened?
Person B: I stayed up all night on Tumblr.
Person A:...really? GTFO and don't talk to me again you Honey Nut Queerio.
#tumblr #tumbler #feminist #mentally insane #faggot
The reason for the 75% increase of faggotry on the internet( it was bad enough YouTube) A pointless site full of super judge mental people that will criticize you for not liking what they like or agreeing with them. Turns people into snobs. However an awesome source for porn tho.
Example 1
Dear lord look at all the faggotry on Andrew's Tumblr. It's full of pokemon stuff, serious cases of whiteknighting, and cheesy shit like "i want to cuddle and listen to pop-punk".

Example 2

James: Dude Tumblr totally changed Kristina.

Nick: How so?

James: She acts super high and mighty now that she's got like 130 followers and gets super bitchy

Example 3

Casey: Bro I need some new porn sites that aren't apparent in my browser and won't get me a shitload of viruses

Matt: Just go to Tumblr. So much good stuff. I beat myself like a red-headed stepson all day everyday now. 0 Fucks Given!!!

Casey: AWESOME!!!!!

Example 4

Ryan:Dude some guy just bitched me out on Tumblr because I like Bring Me The Horizon and told me to listen to gay hipster shit like Defeater and Have Heart

Cody: Yeah this girl bitched me out for not supporting the occupy wall street movement even after I tried to explain her my reasons why
#faggotry #hipster #douche-bag #snob #porn #whiteknight #bring me the horizon #defeater #have heart
by SolarFlareSuperior November 26, 2011
A social media website made for "weird gurls" and "nice bois". Aka: attention whores/beached whales who think they are too special for Facebook. They are very special snowflakes so approach with caution.

A tumblr user will blatantly bash racism by hating white people.

Never make any gay jokes whatsoever. The tumblr user can not take jokes and will never stop crying and cutting themselves about the way you "oppressed" him/her.

Tumblr users will often make up silly and quirky names for their own awful fetishes (like Polysexuality).

The best way to deal with a tumblr user is with gasoline,a lighter,and reverse abortion. If all that doesn't work use a "trigger" (something that a tumblr user does not agree with and will kill themselves because of it).
"I have a tumblr cause i'm so special :3
#idiot #feminism #trigger #special snowflake #attention whore
by A beautiful bastard June 11, 2015
The place where hipsters, emo's, and social degenerates go to to complain and make attention seeking posts. A place to stay away from and shall not be named.
Hipster friend: Go on tumblr its great! Me: I'm not a hipster and i don't need to be an attention seeking ass hat.
#cesspool #shit hole #primitive #uneducated #expert
by MangoSpider August 23, 2014
A mystical place originally created for sharing pretty pictures. Now, it is overrun with fandom blogs run by (usually) teenage girls obsessed with fictional characters and actors old enough to be their fathers. This website also serves as a place for people to share their complete and utter apathy towards everything. Lastly, some people go on tumblr to pose serious philosophical questions. (Examples: Does bread care what kind of a sandwich you make it into? What if birds aren't singing and their screaming because they're afraid of heights? What if nipples grow faces when you're asleep and when you wake up in the middle of the night it's because they were talking too loudly?)
Normal Person: Oh, yeah, I have a tumblr!
Fangirling Blogger: There are people who have a tumblr, and people who HAVE A TUMBLR.
#tumblr #tumbler #website #social networking #blogging
by Benadryl Cabbagepatch May 23, 2013
Tumblr is a blogging site that is divided into two main factions. The hipster side and the fandom side.

The hipster side is riddled with your average hipster, blogging with pictures of nebulas with song lyrics, or posting pictures of "hipster" fasion.

The fandom side is however, the side you want to be on. It is filled with fangirls and fanboys, and people who never sleep. They'll be nice to you, and help you with depression if you ask for it. There are many roleplaying blogs and ask blogs here that have great admins.
Note: If you ever send hate to anybody on Tumblr they will viciously attack making you regret it. Everyone will try and find out who you are if you're on anon, and if they do find out who you are you will probably be bombarded by hate.
#tumblr #fandom #hipster #facebook #heaven
by Sun Bear December 17, 2012
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