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a hipster watering hole aka a too-indie-for-you blog.

chances are you already have one or else you wouldn't be searching for it here.

mostly filled with filipino bloggers who mostly blog about pictures of triangles in space.
they like to use internet memes, most commonly 4chan memes, and claim it as their own.
1. blogger: 'FFFFFUUUUU' should be tumblr's catchphrase because we made it up and made it famous lolol

2. ▲
by wolfshirtsareforfaggots November 17, 2009
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A place where everyone loves you. You know, unless you're religious, don't like cats or triangles or Nutella. You MUST be obsessed with Lady Gaga and Adele and every hipster shit band ever. Also, you have to love Doctor Who and Harry Potter and HATE and REJECT anyone who like Twilight or Kristen Stewart. Bacon is life there even though it's gross. People there all hate everyone on their Facebooks, but refuse to delete them. Oh yeah, if you talk about Tumblr outside of tumblr, you're a MUGGLE and will be unfollowed. The best part? People there say that if you don't like what is posted on their blogs to unfollow them. Then they bitch and moan that they're losing followers. Tumblr is an evil place ran by hipster douche bags who are accepting to only a handful of people who follow their "Rules of Tumblr"
Tumblr User: Ughh forever alone guisseee! Facebook sucks! lawlz! Sex. Drugs. Fashion. LOL NUTELLA AND CATS ARE MY ONLY FRIENDS!!! LAWLZ
by Riley7Dawson November 05, 2011
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ITS A VIRUS.

That's what everyone will say about it.
You don't speak of tumblr at school,
with your friends or family.

Tumblr.com is a place for you to get away
from reality.

You'll regret asking anyone you know to join it.
If your homophobic, you won't last long on tumblr
considering most people on tumblr are either gay,
bi, lesbian or support them.

You can say anything you want on tumblr and not get
judged for it because most people will feel the same way.

Facebook is very judgy.
Tumblr. Is completely different.

There are super cool blogs, and you should check them out.

If you like something, press 'Reblog' (it'll be on your blog)
or the heart. (its like the facebook like)

Reblogging is a way to put the picture/audio/quote on YOUR blog but give the original person who post it up credit.

Also, there are really cool themes for customizing.
You can also add music to your blog.

tumblr-layouts.tumblr.com
^^ that will give you all the extra features.
you can figure the rest out.

but when you sign up,

the url will be like this:

___(whatever you want)____.tumblr.com

you can make your url really cheesy and cute like
(btw, these arent real blogs) :

loveforeverxx.tumblr.com

or straight up like your name:

amy11293.tumblr.com

be creative, and have fun!
(these are real)

fuckperiods.tumblr.com (perfect for pmsing girls!)

tumblr4men.tumblr.com (funny pictures of messing up cheesy pictures!)

diaryoflittlesecrets.tumblr.com (really cute quotes)
by unicornshavemustaches May 24, 2011
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Tumblr is a magical place. It's a place you can go to whenever you are feeling sad or lonely or simply unable to cope with real life. It's a place for dreamers and believers and overly obsessive people to unite and talk and vent and rant and best of all, it's a place where you can just be yourself and not be judged. The only downside to tumblr, it's terribly addictive.
Dear Lord,

I wish I could fly away to Neverland with Peter Pan. That place is so magical.

Sincerely, a dreamer.

Dear Dreamer,

Get a tumblr. It's more magical than you'd expect.

Sincerely, The Lord.
by Rainingfairies April 07, 2011
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A place you should never go ever. The only people that go on Tumblr are retards who overuse the shit out of memes that were once good. Just when you thought they couldn't get any more annoying, they are also hardcore grammar nazis. It is truly the worst website on the internet. It does not help to know that they also attempt to raid Omegle ever so often and ultimately fail at it because that's how much they suck. They also enjoy taking credit for memes that they didn't even make.
Tumblr bitch: FOREVER ALONE LOL
Tumblr fag: LOLOL TROLOLOLOLOL HAHAHA MEMES WE'RE SO ORIGINAL LOL
Not a retard tumblr user: You know that those memes are all overused beyond belief because of you, right?
Tumblr bitch: LOLOLOL IT'S CALLED TROLLING. WE MADE IT LOL.

Not a retard tumblr user: What a dumb hipster bitch.
by Zinchy1337 August 30, 2011
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Do you have no self confidence and watch anime?
Well, Tumblr is for you.
I am not held responsible for the deterioration of your social life.
Hey, I saw your post on Tumblr! USxUK is my otp!!!!
by apocalypseArisen December 05, 2012
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Facebook Person: You're never online anymore! Where have you been?
Tumblr Person: A magical place full of unicorns and cartoons eating cereal.
Facebook Person: Oh... well I'm thinking about getting a Tumblr. Do you have one?
Tumblr Person: Don't join that! Its a virus! I tried to join and it crashed my computer! You probably shouldn't go on it.
by rebloggingunicorns April 30, 2011
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