Tsuda-Effect 

The Tsuda-Effect, in short, the Tsuda-Effect is a complicated phenomenon that occurs to some whenever the famed voice actor Tsuda Kenjiro speaks.

People of all genders will (soon) swoon for the man and thus get affected by the Tsuda-Effect, be it a little hum, a chuckle, or an entire lap of text straight from Tsuda Kenjiro’s voice and the ones who’ve previously been known to be simps, will be hit.

And they will be hit hard, because for at least a week the people who are affected will have reoccurring thoughts about the character he voiced.

— “I… have something to tell you.”

“What is it?”

— “The Tsuda-Effect got to me. His voice—I’m simping for a spider. A literal half spider half man—a retired Yakuza who’s now a loving husband, househusband!—a-and blonde dude from a game and he’s immortal and… Oh my god. Help. Help...”

“You cannot be saved—the Tsuda-Effect will stay! And it could get worse over time or it will naturally fade until.. you find another character voiced by him… I’m sorry —.”

— “Ah… all Hail Tsuda I guess.”

Tsuda-Effect by Dainsnuggler May 16, 2023

pyjammi tsunami 

On a scale of one to ten, with 1 being “skid mark” and 10 being “I shit my pants”, the Pyjammi Tsunami is considered a 99.

The most powerful natural disaster known to humans, this catastrophe is very wet and extremely sudden. Nothing can stop the tsunami. The only thing that can slow it down is a decent pair of pyjamas...but not even the best quality PJ’s can survive this event.

Nurses are particularly adept at dealing with the aftermath of pyjammi tsunamis. Sadly, PTSD (Pyjammi-Tsunami-Stress-Disorder) runs rampant among nurses and other health care workers.

Omg I woke up to a pyjammi tsunami. Hoping a bonfire will take care of all the laundry!

Noticed a man at the hotel restaurant who came down in his slippers for the free breakfast...obviously after a long night of partying. Yikes - after his third cup of coffee the place had to be evacuated. We were at ground zero of an impressive pyjammi-tsunami!

pyjammi tsunami by Mandi Harmony July 20, 2018

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after receiving the gawk gawk vacuum seal double hand twist ushy gushy sloppy gorilla grip fade tsunami soul taker combo 3000 u won’t be able to walk for days and your soul leaves your body for 3 hours to go get some rest. your technically dead after getting this

1:”dude this chick gave me da gawk gawk vacuum seal double hand twist ushy gushy sloppy gorilla grip fade tsunami soul taker combo 3000!”
2: “woah, bro that’s sick”
1: * aggressively humps 2*
2: *dies*

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Punani Tsunami 

Punani Tsunami

Multiple Meanings

MEANING 1:
Many females in one place.

MEANING 2:
Female Ejaculation
When your/their *PUNANI/ **PUNANY is drenched with anticipation or gushing due to ultimate satisfaction.

* Punani- Hawaiian slang for vagina or vulva, derived from the Hawaiian word “puanani” meaning “beautiful flower”.

**Punany- Term used in India and in Jamaican Patois. In the Kama Sutra the word is used in reference to the female genitalia, and commonly used in north India. In the early 20th century, Indian workers in the Caribbean, passed their vernacular on to the locals. (which included words like "Ganja").

(Goto www.PunaniTsunami.com for continued research and development.)

“Ho brah, we get choke wahine, it's like Punani Tsunami ova hea! They ready and they like oof!”

“I want you so bad, its making my Punani Tsunami down there!"

“ After having his harem in there you’ll need at least a snorkel, goggles and a flotation device...it's like a Punani Tsunami just came through!”

Punani Tsunami by www.punanitsunami.com January 4, 2020

tsubaki 

Tsubaki is the Japanese word for camellia flower , which can be interpreted as a warrior's or samurai's bad luck, because of the fact that the camellia flower falls apart all at the same time. Despite that Tsubaki can also mean the emotions longing or waiting, and for especially the red camellia flower it can be represented as love. In western terms the name Tsubaki means excellence.

The Tsubaki flower is a beautiful flower

tsubaki by Tsubaki haru June 22, 2015

dirty tsunami

the act of holding a female's head in the toilet and flushing following a blumkin.

"hey Gerv, how was your romantic evening with Becky last night?"

"it was ok, but then she started to use her teeth during my blumkin, so i had to give her the ol' dirty tsunami"

dirty tsunami by Big Poppa69 March 7, 2008

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William: No daddy, im not ready to die, im still a child

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