by Bobway3 October 15, 2016
Baxter made such an ass trumpet that it sounded like a synphony was playing out of his anus; that mutha fucka stank
by Stephen Siciliano January 17, 2004
A fart that sounds like #A on a music sheet. They will make you crap your pants if somebody toots one out.
The kid in front of me played his ass trumpet during the test which caused me to shit all over the person behind me.
by Lanosaurus! January 15, 2005
Often used phrase by Dan Hardcastle on his youtube channel Officialnerdcubed when he messes up something, usually in an intense situation.
"Oh oh oh trumpets. Ass Trumpets. Spinning, reversing, turning." - Said by Dan in 'Nerd³ Challenges! Five Stars - GTA V' posted November 14, 2014, when he spins out after flipping over his stolen police car running from the police with a 5 star wanted level.
by JohannFarley November 14, 2014
by AssTrumpetier September 2, 2006
After hearing your thoughts on the matter, it's clear that you're nothing more than an ass trumpeter.
by dj power punch October 17, 2020
Experienced jazzmusicians that also could scat singing while ass trumpeting, this art of music expression was invented by pig-flatulence-singers(that also founded rusty gillespie) in the 1920s when jazz had it's raw form.
Jazzsingers often pushed a trumpet in their ass and started to fart while helping it by the scat-singing or even double trumpeting(from ass to mouth), the most famous ass trumpeter was DIZZY GILLESPIE who invented all kinds of gillespie-singing (mouth to pig ass, pig ass trumpeting, rusty gillespieing pig ass...), he often had several trumpetes by self and trumpeted in broadway.
The successor of dizzy gillespie was Scatman who is now the most famous rusty gillespie singer in the world, scatman mastered ass trumpeting in the 50s while having an accidental sexual event with a pig(olympigs 1950 in tokyo).
Jazzsingers often pushed a trumpet in their ass and started to fart while helping it by the scat-singing or even double trumpeting(from ass to mouth), the most famous ass trumpeter was DIZZY GILLESPIE who invented all kinds of gillespie-singing (mouth to pig ass, pig ass trumpeting, rusty gillespieing pig ass...), he often had several trumpetes by self and trumpeted in broadway.
The successor of dizzy gillespie was Scatman who is now the most famous rusty gillespie singer in the world, scatman mastered ass trumpeting in the 50s while having an accidental sexual event with a pig(olympigs 1950 in tokyo).
Scatman mastered his scat singing and ass trumpeting from the first to the last pig in his career of a pig championist and ass trumpeter
by youtube.com/youpussyclownprods September 2, 2010