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Noun: Finger it, blow it, and make it scream.
John's a real trumpeter, that thing's screamin' it's bell off.
by a trumpeter June 26, 2007

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A person who thinks Trump's presidency gives him/her the right to act like an asshole in public
Last night at the bar there were a bunch of Trumpeters making me really uncomfortable... and I used to really like that bar, damnit
by Ms Spamalot November 19, 2016

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a fan, voter, or paid actor that supports Donald Trump for the 2016 presidential election
"Heads are spinning, media heads are spinning. ... What they’re doing is wailing, 'well, Trump and his, uh, uh, uh, Trumpeters, they’re not conservative enough.' ... Right wingin’, bitter clingin’, proud clingers of our guns, our god, and our religions, and our Constitution. ... Isn’t Trump known for being able to command, fire! Are you ready for a commander-in-chief, you ready for a commander-in-chief who will let our warriors do their job and go kick ISIS ass?" - Sarah Palin

"Heads are spinning. They're saying Trump and his, uh, Trumpeters are right wingin', bitter clingin', proud clingers of our guns. But he can kick ISIS ass because he commands fire!" - Tina Fey
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by azrys July 30, 2016

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The act of blowing into a woman's vagina, and then opening and closing the labia to make the sound of a trumpet or a balloon deflating.
She hardly expected to have a trumpeter in her bed, and boy could he blow.
by Dizzie Gillespie I ain't January 15, 2008

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