(1) Damn man, that fat ass skank bitch is chillin up at the bar getting her drink on while her little trophy be running around screaming and busting shit up. (2) Damn dog, how could you take that skank ass bitch home with those two little trophies hanging on you and calling you daddy n shit.
competitor#1: "I'm gonna kick your ass in the competition today."
competitor#2: "No you won't, that trophy is as good as mine and I won't let you stop me from getting it."
competitor#1: "Oh yeah!"
Me: "Guys, why are you fighting over a piece of plastic?"