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Treasure Troll

An ugly or elderly woman wealthy enough to be seemingly attractive.
Guy 1 -"Dude, let's go to the bingo palace and pick us up a couple of treasure trolls."

Guy 2 - "No way dude, last time I got mauled by a leopold ! "
Treasure Troll by Sparky347 July 21, 2011

treasure troll

a solid gold artifact reminiscent of a pink-haired gnome. the most prized lawn centerpiece according to nordic legend.
James: some jackfuck stole the pink flamingo in my lawn yesterday
Wilbert: fuckshit man. at least they didn't find my mothafuckin treasure troll.